ALAN WATTS aka THE LORD
NICKNAME: The Lord (just a bit bossy).
WINDSURFING LEVEL: Good intermediate (or so he claims).
GREATEST MOMENT: First duck gybe - and caught it on video (has rarely been see doing one since!)
WORST MOMENT: Windsurfing black eye in a gale and then having to go the company AGM the next day.
SLANDEROUS INFORMATION: Runs this site so has the power to slag off everyone. And does. Used to take a lot of flack for a poor stance, but has since been to the toilet and all is now well.
The local firebrigade once tried to 'rescue' him when he was in 3 feet of water by the shore.
FAVOURATE LOCATIONS : NSC in winter (warm showers, cold Guinness), Aruba for flat water, Lough Neagh for colonic irrigation and Magheroarty for humiliation.
WHERE IS HE NOW : Same old same old, sailing the usual locations, writing the same crap and annoying all of the other windsurfers (although secretly they love it).
